In a special New Year's episode, Mr Jim Moon investigates the legend of a ghost who reported walks on New Year's Day - the Black Lady of Bradley Woods. In this show we trace the history of this Lincolnshire haunting, and discover how the folklore has changed and evolved over the years.
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Tuesday, 30 December 2025
HYPNOGORIA 299 - The Black Lady of Bradley Woods
Sunday, 21 December 2025
HYPNOGORIA 298 - A Christmas Treasury
For our Christmas special this year Mr Jim Moon invites you to take a seat by the fire for a selection of seasonal readings from the festive bookshelf!
Sunday, 26 October 2025
HYPNOGORIA 292 - The History of Halloween Part XVI
In this chapter we discover what was happening in the mid 1990s on Halloween night, and look at the only big scream outing for Caspar the Friendly Ghost, low budget horror Jack-O, the return of Angela in Night of the Demons 3, and even a movie based on the Monster Mash!
Sunday, 28 September 2025
HYPNOGORIA 290 - Nightmares of Nosferatu Part XIII
We conclude our deep dive into the layers of history and folklore in the Robert Eggers version of Nosferatu, discovering the secrets of Count Orlok and the various pacts and deals that bind the characters together.
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Sunday, 21 September 2025
HYPNOGORIA 289 - Nightmares of Nosferatu Part XII
In this chapter we uncover how historical accounts of vampires and ancient folklore gave us a reimagined and reanimated Orlok in the new Nosferatu
Tuesday, 24 December 2024
THE CHRISTMAS HORROR ADVENT CALENDAR - Door 24: Everybody's Waitin' for the Man with the Bag
So then, we are finally here, the last door of our advent calendar and the final chapter in this history of the evolution of the Christmas horror movie. And indeed 2015 was the year that everything changed, and after this Christmas, no more would we have fallow years devoid of festive fright flicks and Yuletide chillers. Indeed from 2015, every year would bring new Christmas horror movies, and in increasing numbers. So what changed? Well, let’s look at the two Christmas movies released this year and find out…
First out of the tinsel garlanded gate was A Christmas Horror Story. This Canadian movie, released on 23rd October 2015, was the brainchild of three directors Grant Harvey, Steven Hoban, and Brett Sullivan, all of who had worked previously on the Ginger Snaps trilogy of movies. What brought them together was the desire to make a Christmas anthology movie, something very much in the vein of the old Amicus movies and Creepshow. They wanted to tell a selection of tales that would be fun, festive and frightening but with a modern twist. And so we have five tales told in A Christmas Horror Story, and without letting any spoilers out of the sack, I can tell you the following…
We open on Christmas Eve, and our first stop is the North Pole and Santa’s workshop. It is a busy time but there is something amiss, and one of the elves is getting sick. We then move to the little town of Bailey Downs, where DJ Dangerous Dan, played by William Shatner, is manning the decks and taking the listeners through Christmas Eve to the big day. We learn that the previous Christmas there had been a terrible tragedy in the town - two high school students were slain by a mystery assailant. However at the school, three students, Molly, Dylan and Ben, have snuck in to make a documentary about the crime, and have got hold of a key to the basements where it happened.
Meanwhile across town Scott Peters and his wife Kim, and their young son, Will are out to get a Christmas tree. But Scott, a cop who should know better, leads them to a fenced off woodland marked ‘no trespassing’. They get a fine tree from there, but of course, there will be a price to pay. Finally also out and about are the Bauer family, who are going to visit their Aunt Edda, a rich old lady of German descent, who lives out of town in a country mansion. However their elderly relative isn't particularly welcoming, nor feeling very festive, as tonight is Krampusnacht…
Now what makes A Christmas Horror Story stand out from the pack is that rather than use the traditional format of an anthology film - basically a wraparound tale and then telling one story at a time - instead they opted to weave the stories together so they run concurrently. And while some reviewers stated they would have preferred the usual anthology format, in this case weaving the stories together works very well. To begin with it’s refreshingly different, but also there are many links between the stories which ties them together in a satisfying way, and what's more they are all playing out concurrently on the same night, a Christmas Eve where dark forces are abroad.
As mentioned, our trio of directors were aiming for fun, festive and frightening, and A Christmas Horror Story does deliver on all three fronts. You have a nice range of different sorts of horror here - there’s creepy ghostliness, there’s a decent amount of the red stuff spilled in over-the-top kills, and a large helping of the old darker side of Yuletide for folklore fans. Plus it is quite fun too, with William Shatner’s increasingly sozzled DJ being a highlight. And I can assure you that the poster does not lie either - we do get to see Santa Claus go toe-to-toe with a very impressive Krampus.
It’s all done with a terrific sense of fun, with a love of both the genre and the season apparent, and the whole delicious feast is served with a liberal sprinkling of humour just like Creepshow (1982), Tales From the Crypt (1972) and the old EC comics that inspired both. When it was first released, it was, I fear, somewhat overshadowed by the other Yuletide horror movie that came out that year, but A Christmas Horror Story certainly found an audience on disc and streaming platforms. Seemingly it reappears on one of the big streamers in time for Christmas every year. And this too has become an annual favourite here at Hypnogoria Towers.
But of course A Christmas Horror Story wasn’t the only festive fright flick out in 2015, for released on 4th December was Krampus! I mean, a movie named Krampus, not the actual mythological being. Now this serving of festive frights was dreamed up by director Michael Dougherty, who previously had given us another seasonal horror, the Hallowe’en themed anthology Trick R Treat (2007) which quickly became a cult favourite for lovers of the spookiest night of the year.
Now this Yuletide movie’s genesis was Dougherty seeing old postcards of Krampus, back when tales of this dark Germanic Christmas visitor began circulating online. And so, with writers Zach Shields and Todd Casey, the movie Krampus was born, and the plot goes like this…
The Engel family is preparing for Christmas, but the Yuletide spirit seems to be in short supply. Young son Max, played by Emjay Anthony, has gotten in top fight at the school nativity recital, older sister Beth, played by Stefania LaVie Owen, is hitting full-on teenager mode, while Dad Tom, played Adam Scott is distracted by work, while Mom Sarah, played by Toni Collette is increasingly stressed trying to get everything ready for the big day.
And what is souring the season for everyone is the prospect of Sarah’s sister, Linda, played by Allison Tolamn, and her family coming to stay. Her husband Howard, played by David Koechner, is a somewhat unrefined gun-nut, who is very much raising his two daughters, Steve and Jordan, to have his love of trucks and hunting. And also in tow, in Aunt Dorothy, played by Conchata Ferrell, who is somewhat abrasive to say the least and can be relied upon to drain any bottle of festive spirits nearby. The only calm spot in this storm of family relationships, is Omi, played by Krista Stadler, Max’s elderly German grandmother, a lady who knows the importance of not losing one’s Christmas spirit.
However after an extremely fractious family dinner, Max, in a fit of rage and despair, tears up his letter to Santa Claus, and hurls it out of the window. But a strange wind seems to pick up the pieces and whirl them away. Soon a blizzard hits the neighbourhood, and Krampus is coming…
With a gifted cast who have appeared in numerous comedies and dramas, Krampus begins not unlike a darker version of National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation (1989). However once the blizzard begins, the movie takes a distinctly eerie turn, bringing us something far stranger than simply having this dysfunctional family being stalked by a folkloric bad Santa slasher. Rather there is a series of uncanny and bizarre events enveloping the family, and before Krampus himself appears in all his glory, his various little helpers come to call first. Brought to life by the famed Weta Workshop, here we have some highly original and very memorable festive horrors, taking images and items from traditional Christmas iconography, and reflecting them through festive nightmares. It is an impressive imaginative and dark movie, steeped in the festive season but offering some very chilly terrors.
But while this movie is fairly uncompromisingly dark, quite clearly its take on the sinister side of Yuletide struck a chord, with the movie making over four times its budget back on its initial release, making it the most successful Christmas horror movie since A Nightmare Before Christmas back in 1993. And obviously it has continued to do great business every Yuletide since.
Now most Christmas horror movies have been smaller films, and while movies like Rare Exports got great reviews and didn’t necessarily perform poorly, they didn’t exactly set the box office on fire, or have the profile Krampus did. And I think it was the surprise success of Michael Dougerty’s festive horror that inspired a new wave of Christmas fright flicks.
Initially they were the low budget rip-offs and knock-offs with movies such as Krampus The Reckoning (2015), Krampus The Christmas Devil Returns (2016), Krampus Unleashed (2016), and Krampus Origins (2017) to name but a few. But less cynical film-makers realised that Christmas horror could be more than the sort of straight-to-video dreck we encountered behind Door 19. And more importantly, after the box office success of Krampus, studios, distributors and streaming platforms suddenly realised there was a bona fide market for Christmas horror movies. And hence since Krampus came to the big screen in 2015, every year since then we have had a fresh crop of seasonal shockers. In fact, in the years since we have had dozens of Christmas horror movies.
Now obviously not all of them have been great, and it’s not unfair to say that a great many terrible cheap movies have been released into the wild. But despite a slew of lazy Santa slashers and Krampus knock-offs, we are getting good new Christmas horrors coming out too, and often exploring brand new avenues for festive frights. For example, there’s I Trapped The Devil from 2019, a claustrophobic chiller in which a man and his wife make a Christmas visit to his estranged brother, and discover that his brother now believes that he has Satan himself confined in the basement. Or how about The Advent Calendar from 2021, an intriguing French-Belgian movie about an old wooden advent calendar whose sweet treats have magical powers… but each one comes with a price.
And coming right up to date, this year, 2024, we can round off this history of Christmas horror movies with a genuine milestone. Now in the main, Christmas horror movies are one-off affairs, and this festive subgenre has only really spawned one proper franchise, and that is of course Silent Night, Deadly Night. However, even then, each movie in that series has featured a different antagonist, and indeed there’s nothing really connecting the last three films, and even the remake, to the original story and characters. But this year we had a genuine first, a Christmas horror movie in a very successful franchise starring a genuine horror icon. Step forward and take a bow, Art the Clown and Terrifier 3.
Created by director Damien Leone, Art the Clown first appeared in a pair of low budget shorts, The Ninth Circle (2009) and Terrifier (2011). These were later packaged together with a third tale and a wraparound story to form the anthology All Hallows Eve in 2013. A few years later, Leone got the funds together to make a full length Terrifier movie, and stepping into the role of Art was David Howard Thornton, a gifted actor trained in physical comedy and mime. The movie got picked up by several film festivals and secured a limited theatrical release where its back-to-basics slasher action coupled with Thornton’s genuinely creepy performance and massively over-the-top gore gained the movie and Art the Clown a fan base.
Terrifier 2 came in 2022, and was bigger, better and bloodier. Here Art became a genuine icon, with Thornton getting to really spread his wings with a performance that was as hilarious as it was frightening, in a movie with a more developed story. Terrifier 2 built up an intriguing mythology around Art but also introduced his nemesis, a truly kick-ass final girl Sienna Shaw, played by Lauren LaVera. With a bigger release and a growing audience, fans were delighted to learn that there would be a third movie in which Art would come back for a second round with Sienna.
Now the first two movies, and the All Hallow’s Eve anthology obviously, were all set on Hallowe’en night, however Terrifier 3 is set at Christmas time. So we get Art the Clown creating his usual bloody mayhem in the festive season, and indeed, with a good many seasonal items. And he even dons a Santa suit for a good chunk of the movie. There’s guest appearances from Tom Savini and Jason Patric, but directly tying Terrifier 3 to Christmas horror movie history there is a very special cameo. In an early scene, Art spots an off-duty store Santa in a bar having a drink, and rushes in, and hilariously behaves like a small child meeting old St. Nick. However, also drinking with the store Santa, is another old fellow with a big fluffy white beard, and it is none other than Clint Howard, who was Ricky in Silent Night, Deadly Night Parts 4 and 5! Yes, dripping equally with blood and festive cheer, Terrifier 3 is a Christmas horror movie through and through.
But do be warned that the Terrifier films are massively gory, and I wouldn’t recommend watching Terrifier 3 while having your Christmas dinner! However despite the jaw dropping splat-tastic set pieces, Terrifier 3 was a box office smash - an incredible achievement for an unrated indie movie. And it has, of course, now appeared on streaming and returned to theatres for the Christmas season.
The Terrifier saga is highly unusual in horror history. To begin with it is extremely rare, in fact I think unprecedented, that a horror franchise of this kind has had the same creative force at the helm for every movie. And hence, this is also the only horror franchise, where the director has actually planned out a proper saga. Damien Leone sat down early on with David Howard Thornton and they worked out a story arc for the series, and so unlike other franchises where they are making it up as they go along, and every film only has slight connections to the preceding movies, with the Terrifier movies, each film builds on the last, and it does pay to watch them in order.
But most importantly in the context of Christmas horror history, this is the first time we have had a horror icon in a Yuletide fright flick. Yes, Art the Clown has succeeded where Dracula, the Wolf Man, the Frankenstein monster, King Kong, Godzilla, Norman Bates, Leatherface, Jason, Michael, Freddy, Deadites, Chucky, Leprechaun, Critters, Ghostface, Jigsaw, the Cenobites, Xenomorphs and Predators have all failed. And when you consider how long Christmas has been associated with spooky stories, it is quite incredible it has taken us so long to have a Christmas horror featuring one of the genre’s famous recurring characters.
All too often these days we tend to think that it has all been down before, but as our new best fiend Art the Clown has proved, there’s still fresh ground to be broken in the realm of Christmas horror. And given the incredible blockbusting success of Terrifier 3, you can be sure there will be a new wave of Christmas horror coming next year, bringing us more festive frights and seasonal shockers to make the season bright!
Monday, 23 December 2024
THE CHRISTMAS HORROR ADVENT CALENDAR - Door 23: Silent Nights
Now then behind our last door we had two Christmas crackers, a pair of fantastically festive bad Santa movies. However true to form, 2011 was yet another fallow year. Was there some tradition or old charter that ruled you could only make Christmas horror movies every other year? It certainly seems like it!
However, since the new millennium, while we regularly had every other year lying fallow, the next year we’d get not one, but two new festive fright flicks. And so, 2012 would deliver two seasonal shockers. But as seems somewhat traditional too, at least one of them would be released at a stupidly unseasonal time. And such was the case with today’s first movie, ATM, which was released 6th April 2012.
Directed by David Brooks, this movie had a script by Chris Sparling, who had previously written Buried, the claustrophobic 2010 thriller starring Ryan Reynolds. Indeed it was the success of Buried that led to the spec script for ATM, which also features characters being confined and trapped, being scooped up. The premise is fairly straight-forward…
At a Christmas party, stockbroker Dave, played by Brian Geraghty, plucks up the courage to ask out co-worker Emily, played by Alice Eve. To his delight she agrees, and he offers to drive her home as it's a snowy night just before Christmas and cabs are thin on the ground. However he also ends up reluctantly agreeing to give his somewhat sozzled mate Corey, played by Josh Peck, a lift home too.
Not content with playing gooseberry, Cory asks if they can stop at an ATM so he can get some cash out to buy pizza. Now this is not a hole-in-the-wall style bank machine, this is a locked booth in a parking lot which you need a bank card to open. The worse for wear Corey ends up having trouble with the machines and David and Emily go in to help out. However, as they are about to leave, a mystery man, dressed in a large parka with the hood up completely obscuring his face, stands waiting outside…
And I will leave the plot summary there, as it would be unfair to let any spoilers slip for this little seen film. However suffice to say the mystery man is extremely dangerous and a battle of wits ensues to try and not just escape the booth, but survive the night.
Now I must admit I’d not heard about his movie before I started researching this advent calendar, and looking at the reviews I was expecting a fairly cheap run-of-the-mill slasher. However that isn’t what ATM is about at all. Rather it is a dark little tale of being trapped on a freezing winter’s night. And where the chills come in, is the fact that our hooded man isn’t just playing the usual cat-and-mouse slasher games. Now it’s not a hugely festive movie per se, but the isolation of the characters trapped in the booth is magnified by the fact that just beyond the deserted icy car park, you can see Christmas lights strung along the streets.
ATM presents us with a highly intriguing and increasingly unsettling situation, and I suspect its poor reviews are partly down to the fact that it does not deliver the expected slasher antics and goes down its own individual path instead. Plus I don’t think the unseasonal release date helped either, as this is certainly a movie to watch on the long dark nights before Christmas. It’s a very interesting little movie that’s stark, dark and icy cold, and it will certainly bring a chill to the Yuletide.
Now November 30th 2012 brought something of an early surprise Christmas present. Although perhaps it wasn’t anything that was high on anybody's Christmas lists! For all of a sudden, the Silent Night, Deadly Night franchise suddenly sprang back to life, with a remake of the original! Well, a sort of remake…
In the early 2000s, there had been a screening of the original Silent Night, Deadly Night and in attendance with none other than the original producer Scott Schneid, the man who started it all. And he suggested that perhaps the time was right for a remake. And his thoughts did not fall on deaf ears, for soon a script was in the works. Now screenwriter Jayson Rothwell apparently hadn't seen the original, and he started with his own impressions of Christmas horror movies, but also he took some inspiration from a real life case, the Covina Massacre. In this shocking case, on Christmas Eve in 2008, Bruce Jeffrey Pardo dressed up as Santa and attacked a Christmas Eve party at his ex wife's house, and set the place ablaze, killing nine and shooting himself afterwards. Hey, I told you it was a shocking case!
Thankfully the movie, directed by Steven C. Miller, and now with the shortened title of just Silent Night, is nowhere near as unpleasant. And while there are many differences to the original, it does centre around a killer dressed as Santa who is punishing those which he deems to be naughty. However this Santa Claus killer isn’t Billy or any of the multiple Rickys from the original series, rather it is an entirely new character with their own new backstory. Likewise, rather than going down the making of a maniac route of the original, Rothwell’s script goes back to slasher basics, and instead builds a fun mystery around who the masked Santa slayer is. But let’s have a plot outline before going any further…
In the opening scenes we see the arrival of our mystery maniac, and get straight to the first kill, death by Christmas lights! We learn that we are in the small snowy town of Cryer, Wisconsin, and investigating the gruesome events is Deputy Aubrey Bradimore, played by Jamie King, who soon begins to suspect they might be dealing with a bona fide serial killer. But her boss, Sheriff Cooper, played by Malcolm McDowell no less, is not entirely convinced. However our heroine is correct and the Santa Claus Killer begins working their way through the naughty list…
Now on its first release, Silent Night was met with somewhat mixed reviews, and there was a certain amount of grousing about its departures from the original. But as we have previously discussed in this advent calendar, the original Silent Night, Deadly Night is a somewhat uneven movie, and while it has a part of horror history, that has more to do with the controversy around it than the merits of the movie itself. Furthermore, carping about changes to the original are somewhat redundant as this film did put some distance between itself and the original by changing the name, and it was very much sold as being based on the first film, rather than a straight remake anyway.
And indeed once people got over the differences, there was a lot to enjoy here. There some ridiculously over the top set piece kills, a well realised snowy small town setting, and the decision to focus on the investigation of the killer made for a far more engaging plot line. Jaime King and Malcolm McDowell spark off each other nicely, and there are some very satisfying twists and turns to the plot as they slowly work out who the maniac in the Santa suit actually is, and why he has chosen the little town of Cryer. Is it the best in the series? Well, it is certainly the best made movie in the Silent Night, Deadly Night franchise, although I doubt anything will ever top Eric Freeman’s Ricky in Part 2. However, if you are in the market for a festively themed slasher, Silent Night will fit the bill, plus where else can you see Malcolm McDowell hamming it up in a Christmas movie?
However after 2012, it all went quiet on the Christmas horror front once again, with the festive fright flick taking a break for three long years. However as we will learn behind our final door, 2015 was a landmark year for seasonal shockers…
Sunday, 22 December 2024
THE CHRISTMAS HORROR ADVENT CALENDAR - Door 22: You'd Better Watch Out!
So then, after a little flurry of seasonal shockers, after The Children, once again it all went quiet again, with 2009 being another fallow year for Christmas horror. However a new decade would open with not one, but two bad Santa movies. And here I am not talking about maniacs dressed as Father Christmas going on a slasher killing spree. Rather these bad Santas were ancient spirits of Christmas, and in this pair of movies we were presented dark mythologies which revealed the sinister truth about dear old Santa Claus.
Now it should be noted that around this time, there had been a growing awareness that Santa Claus wasn’t always the same festive figure we know today, and earlier versions had some dark variations. For just as dark and unsettling folk tales were sanitised to become our modern sweetness-and-light fairy tales, so too various Santa Claus traditions in old Europe had some darker elements which we have forgotten. And in the early years of the 21st century, much of this lore was rediscovered and was rapidly disseminated by the internet, with dozens of articles on Santa’s dark helpers such as Krampus and Black Pete, who punished the wicked while St. Nick handed out presents to the good. Also very popular at the time were various theories - now discredited by the way - that interpreted Santa as a shaman, a pagan god, or a folk horror wild man.
Now while much of this chatter about old dark Christmases was highly inaccurate, and often historically dubious, this swirl of ideas associating Santa with ancient dark forces certainly inspired today’s two movies, however perhaps very wisely, both opted to create their invented ancient lore.
First up we have Sint, also known as Saint and St. Nicholas. Having its premiere on Halloween night at the Razor Reel Fantastic Film Festival in 2010, the movie then went on general release on 10th November, and usually for a Dutch movie, gained an international release as well. It was made by veteran Dutch director Dick Maas who previously had enjoyed success outside the Netherlands with The Lift in 1983, about a high tech elevator which develops a murderous mind of its own, and Amsterdamed in 1988, a horror thriller which was effectively a Dutch giallo.
However with Sint, Dick Maas crafted a uniquely Dutch Christmas horror. And before we get to the movie, here’s a quick crash course on the Netherlands' Yuletide traditions. In Holland, while now there are usual Christmas celebrations at the end of December, traditionally the gift giver was St. Nicholas himself - Sinterklaas as he is known there, which is where we get the name Santa Claus. The feast day of St. Nicholas is 6th December, and traditionally Sinterklaas therefore makes his rounds on the night before, on 5th December. Much like our Santa, he comes down chimneys and leaves gifts for the good, but he has a helper, Black Pete, who is so called because he is covered in soot from the chimneys. Also it is Black Pete who carries off the especially naughty children in sacks! And for more on this and other old traditions do check out my In Search of Santa podcast series.
Sint opens in the year of our lord 1475, a corrupt bishop Niklas is terrorising the land with his band of thugs, sailing in their galleon from place to place and effectively pillaging whole towns. However on the night of 5th of December, one village - which one day will become Amsterdam - takes revenge. The locals steal out in the dead of night, and by the light of a full moon, and they set fire to Niklas’s galleon burning all aboard to death.
However that is not the end of it, for there is a dark legend that whispers whenever there is a full moon, the evil Niklas and his horde of Black Petes, now semi-incinerated undead thugs, rise from the grave to murder and pillage in Amsterdam once more. And this year, the moon will be full again, and a police detective, Goert, played by Bert Luppes, knows the legend is true as his own family was murdered when he was a boy when the moon was last full on the eve of St. Nicholas. Meanwhile two teens Frank, played by Egbert Jan Weeber and his girl friend Lisa, played by Caro Lenssen will also cross paths with Goert and learn the horrific truth behind the legend of Sinterklaas.
Sint is a terrifically fun movie and a feast of both festive fun and Christmas horror. To begin with Amsterdam, at Christmas time and blanketed in slow falling snow looks fantastic. The undead Niklas, played by Huub Stapel, looks fantastic, in particular as he gallops through a snowy Amsterdoam on his white horse causing all manner of bloody mayhem. Then we have his Black Petes, all burnt zombie pirates who dish out violent and gory deaths galore. However, as well as a generous helping of supernatural mayhem, Dick Maas gives us interesting and engaging characters with their own story arcs, and tells his tale with a good deal of wit and humour. Sint is a wild ride that gleefully dashes through the snow of a Dutch Christmas, merrily lopping off heads as it goes, and here at Hypnogoria Towers, it is now an annual tradition to watch this gem of a movie every 5th December.
Now Sint in itself would have made 2010 a landmark year for Christmas horror all on its own, but then on 3rd December we got another treat! Now as I alluded to earlier, the Netherlands has an important link to Santa Claus through St. Nicholas, but as every child knows, another country closely associated with the Jolly Old Elf is Lapland, where some say he makes his home. And so drawing on old legends of the lands of the north comes Rare Exports: A Christmas Tale from Finland.
Released on 3rd December 2010, Rare Exports: A Christmas Tale is a movie written and directed by Jalmari Helander. Now the movie was inspired by two short movies Helander has made previously - Rare Exports, Inc. in 2003 and its sequel Rare Exports: The Official Safety Instructions. Now I can’t really tell you another about either of these festive but darkly humorous shorts as that would involve spoilers for the full feature movie which is perhaps a prequel of sorts to them. And indeed, while they can be found online, I would recommend seeing the full movie first.
So what of the film itself? Well the story revolves around a young boy, Pietari (played by Onni Tommila) who lives in Korvatunturi in the Finnish region of Lapland, with his father Rauno (played by his real life dad Jorma Tommila). His mother has passed away, and father and son are finding things increasingly hard as Christmas approaches. An American team is excavating the peak of Korvatunturi, and since work has begun, strange things have been happening in the local area. Studying old books, Pietari learns of an old legend that tells of the original Santa, a huge ogre of the man with horns who ravaged the land. The Sami people grew tired of his reign of terror and trapped the ancient monster in ice, which in time became the peaks of Korvatunturi. And our young hero suspects that the excavations there are going to unleash something very old and very dangerous…
Now Rare Exports: A Christmas Tale is a truly magical movie. It is beautifully shot, immersing you in the glorious wild beauty of Lapland, much like the last Finnish Christmas horror we spoke about, The White Reindeer. However, like Sint, it also draws on traditional local Christmas legends about Santa. There he is known as Joulupukki, the Yule Goat, and was a much more terrifying looking figure, a horned humanoid dressed in furs, before his image was softened and brought more in line with the Santa we know today. Rare Exports draws on these older traditional depictions of Joulupukki, and again like Sint, uses them as springboard to create a new mythological tale revealing ancient and dark origins for our familiar cosy Father Christmas.
But do be warned, when I said it was a magical movie, I was referring to the magic of old folklore and legends rather than modern fairy tales, for there are some very dark things occurring in Rare Exports. But that said, this is still a proper Christmas tale, there is light as well as the darkness, for at its heart, it is the story of how a young boy sets out to save both his family and Christmas itself as well. And hence despite some unsettling scenes, Rare Exports: A Christmas Tale does live up to its full title, and delivers a finale that will fill you up with the spirit of the season.
In another of these little Christmas coincidences, once again we got two movies released in the same year that make a perfect festive double bill! And indeed, both are high recommends for any lovers of Christmas horror.
Saturday, 21 December 2024
THE CHRISTMAS HORROR ADVENT CALENDAR Door 21: I'll Be Home For Christmas
Often the joys of Christmas are the cosy times, either spent with loved ones or just cuddled up at home, in particular on Christmas Eve, soaking up the comforts of the festive season. Well, unless that is you are in any of the films hiding by this particular door.
To begin with, in the dishonourable mention category, we have Calvaire (2004). In this dark psychological drama from Belgium, a struggling musician on the way to a Christmas gig breaks down in the middle of nowhere. However he happens across a local youth who leads him to a run-down motel, operated by an eccentric old man, Mr Bartel, who seems like a friendly old fellow. However, of course, as we all know, run-down motels in the middle of nowhere are trouble, and Marc finds himself trapped in a world of pain and depravity. Drawing on the likes of Deliverance and Wake in Fright, and featuring a few nods to the original Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Calvaire is a bizarre and bleak film filled with unpleasant things and most unfestive behaviour. But while it is sometimes described as a horror film, it is a long way from your usual horror genre fare, and is more a very strange arthouse exploitation film, and hence earns a dishonourable mention here.
Moving on, our next film sails very close to the wind too, a 2007 French horror movie which is about as far from cosy as you can imagine. Released in France on June 13th 2007, and a little later in other territories, was À l'intérieur, better known in English-speaking countries as Inside. This was the debut feature of a pair of directors, Julien Maury and Alexandre Bustillo, who would go on to make a string of French horror movies including Livid (2011), Among the Living (2014), Kandisha (2020), and The Deep House (2021). Plus they made what has been hailed as one of the few decent sequels in the Texas Chainsaw Massacre franchise, Leatherface (2017). However Inside, their first feature remains their most notorious. Often bracketed with other European New Extremity horror films like Haute Tension, Irreversible, Frontiere, and Martyrs.
So then, what’s the story? It is Christmas Eve, and Sarah, played by Alysson Paradis, is pregnant and close to birth. We learn that she lost her husband several months ago in a tragic car accident, and her baby is due tomorrow. However there is a knock at the door, and a woman, played by Béatrice Dalle, asks to come in and use the phone. Sarah is suspicious and refuses to let her in, and things take a turn for the weird when the mystery woman reveals that she knows that Sarah’s husband is dead. The woman tries again to gain entry but Sarah repels her and calls the police. However later the mysterious woman breaks in, and a harrowing and bloody game of cat and mouse ensues…
Now Inside started with a simple concept - rather than doing another movie in which a guy chases a girl, what if the maniac was a woman? It was then a short step to having the victim be pregnant. And as it was it was this second wrinkle that makes Inside such a difficult watch for most viewers. Now, in many regards, Inside is not more violent or gory than many other stalk and slash movies, but the pregnancy puts everything into a far more upsetting context. And while Inside is undoubtedly an excellently made movie, be warned that for many viewers, it becomes too upsetting to watch. Certainly it is an extremely tense and harrowing way to spend Christmas Eve.
However later in 2007, there were less controversial festive thrills and chills available in the shape of a little movie called P2 released on 9th November 2007. Funnily enough, this movie also had a connection to the New Extremity films, as director Franck Khalfoun had acted in a role in Haute Tension, and what’s more, P2 was produced by Haute Tension’s director Alexandre Aja. However thankfully here we have a somewhat more accessible movie!
The title P2 refers to the number of a bay in an underground car park of a Manhattan office block. It is Christmas Eve, and businesswoman Angela Bridges, played by Rachel Nichols, has been working late. However on reaching P2, she finds her car won’t start and so turns to the parking garage’s security guard for help. And the guard, Thomas, played by Wes Bentley, is more than happy to help. However there are two small problems getting in the way of Angela getting home for Christmas. Firstly the car still wouldn’t start, and secondly, Thomas really, really doesn’t want her to go… These two things are not connected, and Angela finds herself, shall we say, forcibly invited to spend Christmas with Thomas, whether she likes it or not.
Originally developed by Alexandre Aja after reading about attacks in Paris car packs, P2 largely avoids the violent excesses of Haute Tension. And while there is some splatter, there’s only one scene which is quite jaw-droppingly gory, and in the main P2 opts instead for taut and terrifying suspense. It’s very much one of those movies which has you asking yourself, what would I do in this situation, namely being trapped in a deserted car parking complex at Christmas with an obsessed stalker.
Very much concentrating on the battle of wills between Angela and the increasingly volatile Thomas, the performances from the leads are excellent, with Wes Bentley putting in a brilliant portrayal of a man whose sanity is slowly slipping away as the situation he has engineered begins to spiral out of his control. The tension and terror is very much contrasted with the timely use of Christmas favourites on the soundtrack, making P2 a perfect festive thrill ride. And if it puts you off working too late on Christmas Eve, that’s all the better!
Finally rounding off today’s selection is a British horror from 2008, The Children. Now strictly speaking this movie is set just after Christmas and over New Year, but with plenty of festive décor and a snowy landscape, it easily deserves a mention here. Plus it was released on 5th December 2008, meaning it was in theatres for that Christmas. It was directed by Tom Shankland, who previously had worked extensively in television on a variety of shows, but had also made crime horror WΔZ, also known as The Killing Gene in 2007. And The Children saw him heading once more into horror territory. So then, what is the plot of this slice of New Year’s terror?
Elaine and Jonah travel with their two children, Miranda and Paulie, to spend the New Year with Elaine's sister, Chloe, her husband Robbie, and their two children, Nicky and Leah. Also coming along is Casey, played by Hannah Tointon, Elaine's teenage daughter from a previous relationship. When they get there one of the kids, Paulie, is ill, but this isn’t just car sickness, as the other kids get infected too. This isn’t just a case of the sniffles, rather it's an infection that seems to have a very sinister effect on the children, basically turning them into pint-size evil killers.
Interestingly though the movie doesn’t opt for a virus that just turns the kids feral and homicidal. Rather, as I said, it makes them evil; they are smart, cunning, and ruthless, which is far more effective than just having them as very small zombie analogs. And what follows is most definitely not a happy New Year! The Children is a dark but fun little movie, and if you are looking for some snowy mayhem for the days between Christmas and New Year, then this is the film for you!
However we will have more true Christmas horror tomorrow in the shape of two classic bad Santa movies!
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