Door 05 - Distant Relation
Poor cousin Benny, born by mistake
Could never see people, he only saw cake
Doctor Fell didn't realise the problem Benny had
Until he popped out of Mum and tried to eat Dad!
These days he's quite jolly, although he smells quite ripe
Chained up in his play-pen, scoffing offal and tripe,
Partial to a kebab, and warm next to the heater,
Don't get too near him though, he's a messy eater!
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