Watch it tosh, it's the Stars!

The Mystic Ones are back with more drivel, dubious predictions and, strangely, Sid James...

Trexstatic Stars

It's Friday and that can only mean it's time for the stars....Get it on!

The Load of Hot Air That Is The Stars

More dubious drivel parped up from the Mystics Ones....

THE LONG ARM OF THE STARS

A *ahem* unofficial guest astrologer... one Bertie the Bat... delivers the prophecies for the week!

YOUR STARS FOR THE WEEK...

The Mystic Ones beam down once to deliver knowledge, wit and wisdom... And over-taxing the machine that goes 'bleep' too...

It's the Stars Again...

It's Friday and that can only mean that once again it's time for your staaaaaaaaaaars for the week! On esmall step for man, one giant leap for idiotkind!

Now then, now then, it's the stars!

It's that time of the week again! Yes, the Mystic Ones are back with your staaaaaaaaaars for the week!

(Incidentally you can hear the full trance-tastic version of the end tune here)

Your Stars For the Week!

Yes, the Mystic Ones are back with their usual drivel and inappropriate uses of childhood favourites...

Simply the Stars...

Yes, it's Friday... And that can only mean it's time for your staaaaaaaaaaaars for the week!

The Stars (with Headhunter)

The Mystics Ones reveal your stars for the next seven days... This week in two parts and featuring a special guest beamed in from the late '60s!

I Wear My Stars On My Sleeve...

Once again, the Mystic Ones foretell your fortunes for the coming week... allegedly...

The Stars Wit Attitude!

Beaming directly from the outer voids, the Voice of the Mystic Ones (distant brother of Captain Scarlet's Mysterons by the sounds of it) deliver your stars for the week...

 

Be sure to listen right to the end, as Pisces is a belter this week....

Your Stars for the Week...

As it's a Friday, it must to be time to see what the Mystic Ones reckon the next seven days has in store for us...