WITLESS FOR THE DEFENCE Case 16: The People Vs Bayformers

Welcome to Witless For The Defence resided over by Judge Chris Johnson, Jim (Hang’em) Moon SSC BSC and Elton McManus QVC. It in this two part epic Mr Mark Berryman defending.....
1) Transformers 1986
2) Michael Bay's Transformers
3) Transformers Revenge Of The Fallen
4) Transformers Dark Of The Moon
5) Michael Bay's Work
6) The Transformers Mythos

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WITLESS SPECIAL - Transformers: The Audio Logs

BONUS EPISODE!!!!

In the latest episode of WITLESS FOR THE DEFENCE - Case 16 - Michael Bay's Transformers films are in the dock. And Mr Jim Moon somewhat foolishly decided to watch all four... in a single day. The following audio logs have been recovered from the wreckage...


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WITLESS FOR THE DEFENCE: Case 15: Thunderbirds (2004)

Here's comes the judge!
Here's comes the judge!
Up against the wall muthafucka!

*ahem* got carried away there... Anywho....

Welcome to Witless For The Defence resided over by Judge Chris Johnson, Jim (Hang’em) Moon SSC BSC and Elton McManus QVC. Case 15 Joanthan Frakes' Thunderbirds (2004) defended By Mr Lee Medcalf of The Black Dog Podcast. Is it Fab And Brill or Fucking Absolute Bollocks?


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WITLESS FOR THE DEFENCE #14 - Indiana Jones & The Kingdom of the Crystal Skull

Hello and welcome to the Witless For The Defence (Crown Court Edition) resided over by Judge Chris Johnson, Jim (hang’em) Moon SSC BSC and Elton McManus QVC. Case 14 Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull Defended By Mr Martin Thompson, Overlord Matt Dillon from Geekplanetonline prosecuting and hostel witness Mr Lee Medcalf of The Black Dog Podcast 


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WITLESS FOR THE DEFENCE #13 - Hawk the Slayer

Here comes the judge! Here comes the judge!

Hello and welcome to our 13th case - unlucky for some - in which we find the notorious '80s sword and sorcery flick Hawk the Slayer up before the beak! Judge Chris Johnson and legal eagles Mr Jim Moon and Elton McManus of Shonky Lab

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WITLESS FOR THE DEFENCE #12 The Asylum's Sherlock Holmes (2010)

Here comes the judge! Here comes the judge!

Hello and welcome to our 12th case, in which we find The Asylum's Sherlock Holmes in the dock. Judge Chris Johnson and legal eagles Mr Jim Moon and Elton McManus of Shonky Lab weigh up the case: is this just another cynically made mockbuster or an over looked steampunk gem?

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ARE YOU TELLING ME PORKYS: Battle Edition!

The Witless for the Defence team - Judge Chris and legal eagles Elton MacManus and Jim Moon - unite to take on host Olly Peters in the first Are You Telling Me Porkys: Battle Edition!

ARE YOU TELLING ME PORKYS: BATTLE EDITION #1

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WITLESS FOR THE DEFENCE #11 - Sucker Punch

Here comes the judge! Here comes the judge!

Hello and welcome to our 11th case, Which sees Neil Sheppard from The Day Hollywood Stood Still defending and Lee Medcalf from the Black dog Podcast prosecuting Sucker Punch.. Judge Chris Johnson and legal eagles Mr Jim Moon and Elton McManus of Shonky Lab weigh up the case...

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WITLESS FOR THE DEFENCE #10 - Predator 2

Here comes the judge! Here comes the judge!

Hello and welcome to our 10th case, which sees Mr Dave Probert try and defend Predator 2. Judge Chris Johnson and legal eagles Mr Jim Moon and Elton McManus of Shonky Lab weigh up the case of this dreadlock holiday!

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WITLESS FOR THE DEFENCE #09 - A Dreddful Christmas

Here comes the judge! Here comes the judge!

Hello and welcome to our 9th case, which sees Andy Poulastides try and defend Judge Dredd. But will prosecutor Lee Medcalf from the Blackdog podcast get it sentenced to life without parole. Judge Chris Johnson and legal eagles Mr Jim Moon and Elton McManus of Shonky Lab weigh up the case of this notorious comicbook movie and discover who exactly is really the leurghhhh!

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WITLESS FOR THE DEFENCE 08 - Battlefield Earth (2000)

Here comes the judge! Here comes the judge!

Hello and welcome to our 8th case which sees the notorious cinematic criminal Battlefield Earth in the dock! Judge Chris Johnson and legal eagles Mr Jim Moon and Elton McManus of Shonky Lab weigh up whether this movie is the product of a deranged ratbrain or offers endless options for renewal!

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WITLESS FOR THE DEFENCE #07 - Hulk (2003)

Here comes the judge! Here comes the judge!

Hello and welcome to our 7th case in which Judge Chris Johnson and legal eagles Mr Jim Moon and Elton McManus of Shonky Lab place Ang Lee's Hulk in the dock! Will "it's not easy being green" constitute an adequate defence?

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WITLESS FOR THE DEFENCE #6 - Megaforce (1982)

Here comes the judge! Here comes the judge!

Hello and welcome to our 6th case, which sees Brandi Jackola from the InsideOutCast try and defend the 1982 action movie Megaforce. Judge Chris Johnson and legal eagles Mr Jim Moon and Elton McManus of Shonky Lab weigh up the evidence. Warning: may contain sky blue headbands!

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WITLESS FOR THE DEFENCE #05 - Revenge of the Sith and the Star Wars prequels

Here comes the judge! Here comes the judge!

Mr Lee Medcalf of the Black Dog Podcast enters the clown court to defend Revenge of the Sith and its prequel brethren. His lordship Chris Johnson once again calls in his crack team of legal eagles - Pete Kelk of Shonky Lab and Mr Jim Moon - to pass judgement on this notorious band of cinematic outlaws!


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WITLESS FOR THE DEFENCE 04 - The Core (2003)

Here comes the judge! Here comes the judge!

His lordship Chris Johnson once again calls in his crack team of legal eagles - Pete Kelk of Shonky Lab and Mr Jim Moon - to pass judgement on The Core (2003). Is it a great disaster movie or just a disaster of a movie? Will they excavate a hidden gem or sentence it to be buried alive?

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WITLESS FOR THE DEFENCE #03 - 3 Dev Adam (1973)

Here comes the judge! Here comes the judge! Up against the wall Turkish Spiderman!

His lordship Chris Johnson once again calls in his crack team of legal eagles - Pete Kelk of Shonky Lab and Mr Jim Moon - to cast judgement on the highly bizarre 3 Dev Adam AKA Three Mighty Men AKA Turkish Spiderman!

Is it one of the worst films ever made or an act of cultural terrorism by culture jammers from Operation Mindfuck? Tune in and find out what  happened with (allegedly) Spiderman met Captain America and masked wrestling legend El Santo...

WARNING - may contain guinea pigs!

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WITLESS FOR THE DEFENCE 2 - Room 237

Here comes the judge! His lordship Chris Johnson calls in legal eagles Pete Kelk of Shonky Lab and Mr Jim Moon to cast judge on Room 237, the highly bizarre documentary exploring some of the strange theories and alleged hidden messages and meaning of Stanley Kubrick's The Shining!  (Sorry about the sound quality at the end of the 'cast - we blame Skype gremlins!)

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WITLESS FOR THE DEFENCE Podcast!

Introducing Witless for the Defence Podcast! Under the auspices of Judge Chris Johnson, Mr Pete Kelk of Shonky Lab and Mr Jim Moon of Hypnobobs, bad movies will stand trial!

The first case - Tommy Wiseau's The Room - a movie rated as one of the worst ever made!

Attend court here! http://www.buzzsprout.com/11372/95507-the-room