Monday 31 October 2022

BEING FOR THE BENEFIT OF MR PIPES


BEING FOR THE BENEFIT OF MR PIPES


(with apologies to Messrs. Lennon, McCartney and Volk) 



For the benefit of Mr. Pipes

There will be a show tonight on television

Michael Parkinson will be there

Yorkshire wit, veteran air, what a scene

Over mics and tapes, videos and cameras

Lastly through your very own TV screen!

For you see, Mr. P. will challenge the world!



The celebrated Mr. P

Performs his feat on Saturday at Foxhill Drive

Mike Parkinson will host and spin

As Mr. Pipes flies through your screen don't be late

Messrs. P. and V. assure the public

Their haunting will be second to none

And of course Sarah Greene steals the scene!



The show begins nine twenty-five

When Mr. P. comes alive without a sound

And Mr. P. will demonstrate

Eight appearances he'll undertake on solid ground

Having been some days in preparation

A spooky time is guaranteed for all

And tonight Mr. Pipes is topping the bill!



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