BEING FOR THE BENEFIT OF MR PIPES
(with apologies to Messrs. Lennon, McCartney and Volk)
For the benefit of Mr. Pipes
There will be a show tonight on television
Michael Parkinson will be there
Yorkshire wit, veteran air, what a scene
Over mics and tapes, videos and cameras
Lastly through your very own TV screen!
For you see, Mr. P. will challenge the world!
The celebrated Mr. P
Performs his feat on Saturday at Foxhill Drive
Mike Parkinson will host and spin
As Mr. Pipes flies through your screen don't be late
Messrs. P. and V. assure the public
Their haunting will be second to none
And of course Sarah Greene steals the scene!
The show begins nine twenty-five
When Mr. P. comes alive without a sound
And Mr. P. will demonstrate
Eight appearances he'll undertake on solid ground
Having been some days in preparation
A spooky time is guaranteed for all
And tonight Mr. Pipes is topping the bill!
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