Is there an innocent, every-day activity that makes you irrationally horny?

Now that's a question you don't see everyday!

The dread Mr Greenslade asserts that anything from washing up to to fiddling with his antique pen collection can raise the spectre of Goat Boy (see the Hicksonomicon for more details on this outré entity), particularly if the moon is full...

Mr Jim Moon wonders whether appearances of Glynis Barber on Eastenders count.

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