Children's Misheard Christmas Carols

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A teacher in Atlanta asked her students to write the words to their favourite Christmas Carols. Here are some of the humorous lines she received…

- Deck the Halls with Buddy Holly

- We three kings of porridge and tar

- On the first day of Christmas my tulip gave to me…

- Later on we'll perspire, as we dream by the fire.

- He's makin’ a list, chicken and rice.

- Noel. Noel, Barney's the king of Israel.

- With the jelly toast proclaim

- Olive, the other reindeer used to laugh and call him names

- Frosty the Snowman is a ferret elf, I say

- Sleep in heavenly peas

- In the meadow we can build a snowman, then pretend that he is sparse and brown

- Rudolph the red nosed reindeer, you'll go down in listerine

- Oh, what fun it is to ride with one horse, soap and hay

- O come, froggy faithful joyful and triumphant